How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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