I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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