I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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