Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Blood and glitter go together right?
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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