soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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