She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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