sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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