that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
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