I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
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