Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
nutella sex= disaster
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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