just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
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