I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I have tasted many bathrooms
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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