In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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