I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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