There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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