Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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