We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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