she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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