they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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