fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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