she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I stole a fireplace last night.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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