i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
It's just like the Real World with babies
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
