redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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