wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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