Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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