oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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