I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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