Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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