don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
This is classic penis vs brain.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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