I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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