I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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