1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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