So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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