I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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