they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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