You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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