i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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