I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Terrible idea I love it
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
