i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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