Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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