Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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