I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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