Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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