This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I got inside last night via doggy door
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
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