my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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