is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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