I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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