I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Randomize
