Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
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