She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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