i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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