it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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