Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
True college students do jello shots in the library
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