How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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