brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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