I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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