There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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