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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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